OK back safe and sound!
No problems except with the Airline food between Dubai and Johannesburg airport (8 hour flight) where all the breakfast food was really sweet the bread and everything else was unsafe, (the bread on the outward leg from the UK was safe all the other bread, cheese snacks, crackers etc were unsafe).
The food on the way back was not good either but I managed. I stocked up on Calories just before starting the flight back by trying a KFC in Johannesburg airport. It tastes better than the UK version for certain the chicken actually tasted of Chicken!
So I can Confirm everywhere I have tried KFC the standard chicken and hot wings are safe as are the chips (fries) Although the portion size of Chips (fries) at The airport was TINY! about 20 in total!
not good.
Nados chicken by the way is about 2x hotter than the version served in Australia and approximately 10x hotter than the UK version. Be warned! The mild version was nearly as hot as the HOT version in the UK.
I ate out at restaurants 5 or 6 times and can report I did not have any problems finding safe foods on the menus. I asked once or twice what was in some of the dressings and asked for them to be missed off but that is normal everywhere!
I had a Pizza in Mandela Square and just asked them to make it with a plain base (no tomato sauce) and it came of course with red and green peppers all over it. so I hooked them off and ate the rest, it was great!
So was all the beer I tried!
I went through every beer they sell nationally (not micro brewery stuff) and all were safe for me to drink a few bottles or a couple of pints. ( I rarely drink more than that amount anyway)
So for anyone with HFI I can recommend South Africa for wonderful scenery, great food, palatable beer and really fantastic beaches.
However all my suspicions and stories I have been told about how unsafe it is are all true!
All houses are in compounds protected with 2 meter walls topped off with at least 1 meter (3') electrified fences (lethal voltages!) and frequently razor wire! Automatic steel ram proof gates and armed 24 hour 3 min support if not supplied on site (for larger compounds).
So everyone effectively lives in a fancy open prison where you can go out during the day so long as you behave yourself, and risk serious problems if you make a night excursion.
The roads are rammed during the day and totally empty at night when you do not stop at any red light if there is anyone near the junction (or another car close to you).
If you break down on the road you stay in your car and an armed protection car will arrive in a few min (long before the breakdown truck), they will stay with you until you are safe on your way again or your car is taken off and you are transported to safety. The Armed support / protection is included in your motor breakdown cover!
Every main road junction or traffic intersection has groups of 5 to 20 beggars trying to sell you stolen goods, flowers, wash your windscreen etc.. you have to keep and eye out for the ones who look "switched on" as opposed to the comparatively safe ones who have dead eyes.
If you open your window to give them something you stand a high risk of getting car jacked or your money stolen if they can reach in to grab it.
Other than that yes a wonderful country highly recommended and I am more than willing to go back there!
Yes I know I'm more than a bit odd